One alien · One joke at a time
He crossed an entire galaxy.
Just to tell a joke.
Allen came a very long way to tell you something short. Press play, wait for the laugh — it's the loudest thing about him.
Species: friendly
Material: puns only
Laugh: unmistakable
Every transmission
Secret Weekly Transmissions
He sends the good ones by email.
A new joke every week, straight from Allen, for people who can't wait for him to get around to posting. This page gets whatever he remembers to upload. Free. Leave whenever you like.